Transcript of a Forbidden Video (DO NOT WATCH) - by Jason P. Burnham

Hello, and welcome to another ASMR relaxation video. I'm your host, Kit.

If this is your first time watching an ASMR video, welcome. ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response, aka the tingles. Not everyone will experience this while watching this video, but if you do, you may feel a pleasant tingling sensation going down your spine and into your arms and legs. Others experience ASMR as a languorous calm of the deep brain. Some just feel very relaxed. Whatever it is, we’re glad you’re here.

And if you don’t experience any of these, we guarantee that what we have to tell you at the end of this video will blow your mind.

Joining me today is a special guest who you may know. I won’t tell you their name just yet, and they’ve asked me not to reveal their countenance, but needless to say, they’re quite famous. Watch all the way to the end! You'll see!

Our guest today has requested some interesting and tingly items that I haven’t used before on this channel, so I hope they’ll be new and noteworthy for my regular listeners and watchers. For those of you new to ASMR, understand that these aren’t the greatest hits of ASMR—we won’t be doing nail tapping, toaster coaster, face brushing, hair brushing, cranial nerve exams, or your make-up.

No, these are one of a kind. Some I had never even heard of before. In fact, I’m not even sure I have the English words to describe some of what we’ll be doing. Rest assured, I’ll have our guest pronounce everything at the end, and if they’re able, type them into the comments section when the video posts—I know you all have really liked my non-English videos before, so stick around for some new and different words.

Also, if you can guess what these sounds are, please post in the comments with time stamps from the video when you recognized what they were. I’m interested to see what the guesses are, though I’d be really amazed if anyone gets them. I’d be surprised if anyone familiar with these sounds has regular internet access.

Let’s get started.

***3 minutes 12 seconds of wing flapping***

***4 minutes 32 seconds of bone-crunching (probable)***

***2 minutes 1 second of claws raking over dried human bones***

***5 minutes of blood dripping***

***7 minutes 6 seconds of the squelching sounds of mud (or coagulating blood) walking (probable)***

And now, my darlings, to reveal my guest. It's literally going to blow your mind.

Cthulhu, would you like to tell the audience what they've won?

***Garbled grumblings, madness-inducing thunder***

***Human screams, assumed to be human, identified as video uploader KitThooLooverASMR***

***Video end*** 

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Jason P. Burnham loves to spend time with his wife, children, and dog. Find him on Twitter if it still exists at @AndGalen.

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